Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G, Bm, Am, G)

  I guess it's something in my Ambrain

  D I need whiskey to ease the Gpain D/F♯ Em

  But it's early in the Cmorning

  D and I'm feeling bad aGgain Bm Am G

  But if you ever Cloved me

  D you'll go easy on me Gnow D/F♯ Em

  Fix me up a cup of A7coffee

  and in a while I'll come aDround

  I think I'll spend the dogfood Ammoney

  D but he'll love me just the Gsame D/F♯ Em

  But if you really love me Cbaby

  D Help me scrape the mucus off my Gbrain Bm Am G

It's a shame when morning hurts,

I've seen bad and I've seen worse

it's the nature of my being

I took some money from your purse

Now a Frenchman loves to party

and I know he's not to blame

But the way you're lookin' at me baby

I just can't help but feel the shame

I think I'll spend the dogfood money

but he'll love me just the same

But if you really love me baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

But if you really love me baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain