Standard (EADGBE)

I'd ask her to dance but I can't even stand

As good as my girl if I just take her hand

She's been on the scene

 And she's probably clean

 And I wanna take her home

 It's three in the morning

She's lovely, but ugly to me

 In Fluorescent Lights we'd be sickening to see

 Nights are routine here in Purgatory(ee)

Painless for you that's perfect for me

A little of this and a little of that

A little too much and the sex gets so bad

I've been on the scene

 and I'm probably clean

 And you wanna take me home

 It's three in the morning

 I'm Ugly, but handsome to you

 In Fluorescent Lights this charade would be through

 Done this before so we know what to do

Painless for me that's perfect for you

(Instrumental solo bit same can be played the same as the verse.

I usually just abbreviate it with

and that take you straight into....)

 I'm sick of the scene and I've gotta come clean

 I just wanna go home

......No keep it going

Don't stop to breathe

More repetition is just what we need

 Plenty of room here for everybody(ee)

Painless for you that's perfect for me

 'Cos she's lovely

 Yes she's lovely

 Yes she's lovely, lovely and perfect for me