Too Dumb For New York Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

  When i first sDaw New York city

I was green down to the core

You could see my red neck glowing

For a mile or maybe more

  Between the huAstlers and the hookers

I must have made their day

Cause they peeled me like an apple,Lawd

  And sent me on my Dway

Bridge 1

When you're pushed and shoved and almost mugged

It ain't no place to be

So i came to one conclusion

  New YAork ain't for me

Chorus

  From sDea to shining sea

And coast to coast

Somewhere in the middle

Is the land i love the most

  I ain't CaAlifornia pretty

I can't survive the Great White Way

I'm too dumb for New York city

  And too ugly for LD.A.

Verse 2

I made my way to Tinseltown

To Hollywood and Vine

Out among those pretty faces

I'd surely find a place for mine

  The waAy i walk-the way i talk

They'll hang on every word

But don't call me,i'll call you

  Was all i ever heaDrd

Bridge 2

In L.A. what they're thinking

Ain't what they talk about

At least in New York city

  TherAe's never any doubt

Chorus.

  I'm tAoo dumb for New York city

  And too ugly for LD.A.