Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

  You get a pen and i'll get a paper

  We're gonna write ourselves a song

We'll drive the poetics crazy

  I don't think the damn thing's gonna rhyme

Verse 2

  I got a friend and i think he's goofy

  I guess he thinks the same about me

Guess it really takes one to know one

  And you look like an old friend of mine (kind of short red headed)

Verse 3

  Out all night and acting crazy

  I've been up for two whole days

Turn me over and roll me over

  Wind me up for one more rhyme

Verse 4

  Well he called me friend and he called me brother

  I called him back but he was gone (i didn't call him nothing)

He took my songs and he took my money

  But the jokes on him he's the friend of a fool,of a fool,of a fool

Verse 5

  You get a pen and i'll get a paper

  We're gonna steal ourselves a song

We'll drive the poetics crazy

  The damn thing just might rhyme