Standard (EADGBE)

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The basic riff is just A E D A. If you want to match the single version use my

barre chords but I've seen David Tattersall just play open chords, so that sounds fine too!

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Consult your mouth, flapping wings beneath the bed

You lay down your innocence, though it is just half dead

It has crawled here to rest, it has crawled here to rest!

It has crawled here to rest, and slowly it will die

 So run your fingers through my skin, and I shall be made your music

We must ride the rougher paths to bliss, I can do it with a kiss

You were sitting on my Christmas tree

 And you were looking, looking down at me

 Looking down at me

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(mute)

 Well, I went to the movies, for three years

 And I heard that you were busy, going in and out of therapy

 So you lost all my money, and I cost you all your friends

 They do not want to talk to you, but I do, I do, I do!

You were sitting on my Christmas tree

 And you were looking, looking down at me

 Looking down at me

You were sitting on my Christmas tree

 And you were looking, looking down at me

 Looking down at me

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(mute)

we dress up like snowmen and run around your garden

 Chanting "David is the monster! David is the monster!"

(demute)

We dress up like snowmen and run around your garden

 Chanting "David is the monster! David is the monster!"

David is the monster! David is the monster!

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