What Would William Shatner Do Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C---G---Am---F--- (x2)

Verse 1

CI’ve got a Ggirl, the Amcoolest girl in the Fworld

But she ain’t fly for the guys in sci-fi

And I’m a guy with a model Enterprise

Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out

I’ve got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans

And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt

Black boots and a red miniskirt

I’ll be in world of hurt if she ever finds out

Bridge 1

EI’ve Ggot to Amthink aboFut it

I’ve got to work it through

If she learns my dark secret

What would William Shatner do?

Chorus

Verse 2

(same as V1)

I’ve got a chick, in bed a lunatic

Won't be my whore if she knows I love Star Wars

And I know only one thing for sure

I’ll never score If she ever finds out

Bridge 2

EI’ve gGot to mAmake a chFoice now

Deceive her or tell her true

I know Vulcans never lie but

What would William Shatner do?

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

(heavy distortion and palm mute)

E5I love War of the Worlds, gG5ot a boner for green girls

A5Alien nations, dF5eep space stations

E5I love flying saucers, G5say “live long and prosper”

A5“May the force be with you”, F5Mr. Sulu

CI want to be your man, “Gby your command”

AmDon’t want us to be undone, F“danger Will Robinson!”

CAnd if I decree “Gbeedee beedee bee”

AmDoes that mean we’ll be through?

FWhat would William Shatner do? Do----

(Repeat Chorus) x2