Song For People Who Never Watch Star Trek Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro/Riff 1: C-F-G-F (x4)

Verse 1

(palm mute bar chords)

CThere was this guy,F his name was JGim F

you can call him Kirk, whoah the ca-p-tain

He had a tan, and lots of women

every episode, he got to blow his lo-ad

Riff1

x2)

Che worked with SpocFk, he was a rocGk F

no emotion, nothing could rattle him

his blood was green, and Pavel could make him scream

and loose control, though that's illogical

Chorus 1

(Open chords strum once)

Ceach week they'd all warp through Gspace

 fight an alien Amrace

 and the vulcan would Fpinch a nGeck

Cif you want to learn Gmore

 go to the video Amstore

 or just listen to this Fsong

  G Riff1 (x4)

for people who never watch Star Trek

Verse 2

(palm mute bar chords)

Cthen there was BonesF, Dr. McCoGy F

worked with Nurse Chapel, and removed the Redshirt shrapnel

Chased some miniskirts, screaming damnit Kirk!

wait that wasn't him, he was screamin "damnit Jim!"

Chorus 2

Ceach week on the EnterGprise

 all the Redshirts would Amdie

 but no one noticed orF got upGset

Cand the Next GenerGation

 we'll watch in syndicAmation

 or just listen to this Fsong

  G Riff 1 (x4)

for people who never watch Star Trek

Verse 3

(palm mute bar chords)

FIn all 3 sGeasons, Cyou know what theyAm do

Fthey boldly Ggo, wiCth the rest of the crAmew

Flike ScottGy, Che was a SAmcott

Fand ChGekov, Che screamed a lot!Am oh oh

Fand UhGura, Cand SAmulu

FBut let's faGce it, after Kirk, Spock, and McCoy

Gwho gives a fuck

N/C Riff1

about the rest of the crew

Riff1

the rest of the crew (who gives a fuck?)

Riff1

the rest of the crew

Riff1 to end.