Old Country Doctor The Ballad Of Bones Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 Well, they Emcall me CBones and I'mG third in coEmmmand

CSecond in line is a man CI jBust Acan'Gt stand

 He's aEm green blooded, Cpointy-eared,G seven yearEm itch

CAnd when he pon farrs He'll try to Cmake Bme hAis biGtch

Chorus

DWell, I may or may not haveC divorced my wGife

But I damn sure pulled the plug on my daddy's life

And two months later, well, they found a cure

 I'm just anEm old countryC doctor on a dDamned five yearG tour

(harmonica lead in)

Em C D G

Verse 2

(same chord pattern as verse 1)

The damned teleporter

Yeah, it gives me the creeps

The first time I used it

I couldn't get it up for weeks

Now my tricorder's busted

And sick bay just stinks

I guess I'll just go replicate me a drink

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 3

Well, Jim is the captain of this here ship

We call her the Enterprise, and the crew's pretty hip

Yeah, the girls all wear go-go boots and miniskirts

And I spend my days patching all the red shirts

(electric guitar in)

DWell, I have been asked to dCo many a tGhing

Outside the area of my expertise

Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before

Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before

Damn it Jim, damn it Jim, I told you before

 I'm just anEm old countrCy doctor on a Ddamned five yearG tour

Just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour

(harmonica lead out)