Jerk My Kirk Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D = XX0232

A = X02220

E7 = 020100

G = 320033

Bsus2 = X24422

Intro

(open chords no distortion)

D—A—E7----

Verse 1

(same as intro)

DWell, spaAce is E7cold. It’s so fuckin’ lonely

And though I’m bold. I’m pretty fuckin’ homely

I got a heavy load. It’s fuckin’ overwhelming

And I may explode. This motherfucking ship I’m helming

Chorus 1

GI had a rBsus2ough day at Awork

And my back really hurts

The crew don’t take me seriously they just look at me and smirk

I’ll just go back to my quarters and jerk my Kirk

Verse 2

DYou passA me in tE7he corridors

You never ever notice me lurking

I’m spending all my time alone

Nobody knows how hard I’m working it

I wanna take a voyage home

‘Cause right now I’m going berserk and

The places where my fantasies roam

Have got my blood burning

Chorus 2

GI had Bsus2a rough day at Awork

And my back really hurts

I’m gonna quit star fleet and be a motherfuckin’ file clerk

Or just go back to my quarters and jerk my Kirk

Verse 3

(distortion on, switch to bar chords and palm mute)

EAll by myself in my Bown private hell mCy quarters are a dungeon aBnd my mind is a cell

Where I’m locked up tight alone every night losing the battle of a Pon farr fight

And I can’t get control I’m never ever done I can’t let go of my own number one

But I try, God I try! If I could just stop and re-supply

But I know I’m never gonna stop jerking my Kirk ‘til the day I drop

And I know nothing works I’m always gonna have to jerk my Kirk

::Repeat Chorus 2::

Outro

(repeat through end solo)

DI’m gonna Ajerk my KE7irk! (he’s gonna jerk his Kirk)

End on slow down-strum of Bsus2