Haircut Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

C Em Am F G

CSee this is more than a haircut

EmIm wearing on my head

AmThought Id dye it red

FGot it cut off insGtead

COr maybe I could sell

Emmy long blonde locks

AmYoure always after something

FSomethin Im nGot

Chorus

(same chords)

You see Im dark underneath

Im darker by far

Im as dark as hell

You know who you are

My eyes

I wish they were green

My skin so damn brown

But the sun it dont see

And fingernails I coulda

Stuck them on

The hair on my lip

I shoulda waxed it off

You know my lips could do

with a little more pout

The mole on my chin

I could do without

And my cheek bones they never

Sat real high

I'll get some bone put in

They can take it from my thigh

So now when I make love

I make love to myself

I got no disease

And its good for my health

I got my hands in my pants

Down my Calvin Kleis

I dont need you no more baby

I can come everytime

Baby dont ever show

Your face here again

To me

Or any of my friends

Coz Im glad I found out

what youre all about

When I finally fell down

off my cloud

When you ran away

You broke my heart

You kept my ???? books

And that ol' guitar

You see its more than a haircut

Im wearing on my head

Thought Id dye it red

But I got it cut off instead.