When Youre Evil Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 When the DmDevil is too busy

And Death's a bit too much

 They Gmcall on me by name you see,

For my special touch.

 To the DmGentlemen I'm Miss Fortune

To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize

 But Gmcall me by any name

AAny way it's all the same

Verse 1

 I'm the Dmfly in your soup

I'm the pebble in your shoe

 I'm the Gmpea beneath your bed

I'm a bump on every head

 I'm the Dmpeel on which you slip

I'm a pin in every hip

 I'm the Gmthorn in your side

Makes you wriggle and writhe

Chorus

A♯ And it's so easy when you're Dmevil

A♯ This is the life you see

 The DmDevil tips his hat to me

A♯ I do it all because I'm Dmevil

 And I Ado it all for free Dm

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Verse 2

While there's children to make sad

While there's candy to be had

while there's pockets left to pick

While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs

I'll be there I'll be waiting round the corner

It's a game I'm glad I'm in it

Cause there's one born every minute

Chorus

And it's so easy when you're evil

This is the life you see

The Devil tips his hat to me

I do it all because I'm evil

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance to all things dark

And I promise on my damned soul

To do as I am told Lord Beelzebub

Has never seen a soldier quite like me

Not only does his job but does it happily

Verse 3

I'm the fear that keeps you awake

I'm the shadows on the wall

I'm the monsters they become

I'm the nightmare in your skull

I'm a dagger in your back

An extra turn upon the rack

I'm the quivering of your heart

A stabbing pain a sudden start

Chorus 2

And it's so easy when you're evil

This is the life you see

The Devil tips his hat to me

I do it all because I'm evil

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Outro

Gm It gets so lonely being Dmevil

 What I'd Ado to see a smile

Even for a little while

GmAnd no one loves you when you're Dmevil

 I'm Alying though my teeth Dm

Your tears are all the company I need