The Trouble With Tribbles Chords

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EmI worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral B7zone

 And Im Emsure you've heard Amwhat occurs B7when a fella is aEmlone

EmI was mighty Amlonley there, till I Emmet a man named B7Jones

 And he Emsold me a muff, Amcoverd in fluff so I B7would,t have to spank my bB7oneEm

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AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo

 If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have an B7endless supply of ho's

 I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Empole

 But the Amtrouble with these tribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.

EmThat mate there is Amscotty, he's our Emchief engiB7neer

 AnEmd he's never had a ho, cause Ammost don't know he's as B7queer as vulcan beB7er Em

 I Emcaught him with some Amtribbles, I Emsaid "boy are you B7dumb"?

 "EmHear my song your Amdoing it wrong" he was B7shoving them up his buB7m. Em

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AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo

 If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have an B7endless supply of ho's

 I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Empole

 But the Amtrouble with these tribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.

EmKlingon captain AmKoloth, he's Emmean as he is shB7rewd

 And Emon shore leave, he Emgot us pB7eeved because he is very rudB7e. Em

 We Embeamed all of our Amtribbles to EmKoloth and his B7crew

 But Emfrom the yells we Amcouldn't tell, B7who was raping whB7o Em

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AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo

 If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have an B7endless supply of ho's

 I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Empole

 But the Amtrouble with these tribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.

AmBones says these critters are all Empregnant when there born

AmI had just one now I have a Emthousand maybe more

AmI have so many now, I Emknow just what to do

B7I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.

EmI was on KAm7 when EmI saw Mr B7Jones

EmI gave him what for and Amsaid theirs more I've B7come to pick a bonB7e. Em

EmThat tribble that you Amsold me, Emit didn't have a hole to B7screw

 "You Emdope" he said you Amdon't screw tB7hem you let those things screw yB7ou Em

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AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo

 If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have a B7dozen of them in your hole

 I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Emrump

 cause the Amnice thing about these Emtribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum.

I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"

EmSo go back to your Amquarters and Emon your bunk you B7lay

EmYou hope an prey that Amon our way we B7pass a bird of preB7y Em

EmTribbles hate the AmKlongons, they Emrealy make them B7go

 They Emget irate and tAmhey vibrate up B7in your hiney hoB7le Em

CHORUS

AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo

 If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have a B7dozen of them in your hole

 I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Emrump

 cause the Amnice thing about these Emtribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum.

These tribbles boldly going, into your frankin hole