Standard (EADGBE)

Three heavy stones will keep it from floating,

 weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes.

And I know that it won't be discovered

 'cause I will be careful, so very careful.

START HAMMERING THE CHORDS ON HERE, BUT KEEP STRUMMING

What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is

STOP HAMMERING

 reduced to its muddy bed?

 With a corpse exposed I would work in haste

 and... I might bury the bones in a shallow grave.

  or

And the rain comes and moves rocks and the stones

or

washes away all the dirt and the mudflows

or

Bones are exposed and well.

or

you know how that goes!

I wait for the day when I'll finally defile

 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers.

I'll pile high to the sky

 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers

Die, die, die diddle die,

die diddle die, diddle die,

 watch them die.

watch them die.

Die, die, die diddle die,

die diddle die, diddle die,

 watch them die.

watch them die.

(play Em to Am twice)

START HAMMERING THE CHORDS ON HERE, BUT KEEP STRUMMING

I saw you with him, You looked so happy..

 All of that can change! 'cause, I am so lonely,

 and I have lots of time, to, send you straight

 to the Devil, I'm taking my time

 to, plan your demise.

What if I were to cut you up and mail each part

 to a different town? It would take the most

  or

brilliant private eye the rest of his life

or

just to put you together.

or

a piece in each mailbox all over the planet

or

from Moscow to Tokyo to Guadalajara.

I wait for the day when I'll finally defile

 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers.

I'll pile high to the sky

 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers

I wait for the day when I'll finally destroy

 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers.

I'll pile high to the sky

 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers

Die, die, die diddle die,

die diddle die, diddle die,

 watch them die.

Die, die, die diddle die,

die diddle die, diddle die,

 watch them die.

I saw you with him, you looked so happy.

 That will never change, because I know myself

 too well. I don't have the courage

 to carry out my dreams

And only there will I see them

Die, die, die diddle die,

die diddle die, diddle die,

watch them die.

Die, die, die diddle die,

die diddle die, diddle die,

watch them die.

Die, die, die diddle die,

die diddle die, diddle die,

watch them die.

Die, die, die diddle die,

die diddle die, diddle die,

watch them, die.

That's all, ladies and gentlemen! And remember kids, there are real-life consequences to

killing your Ex, however unfortunate!