Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs Chords

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 MyC Granny while on herC death bed

 she Fturned and said to Cme

FWhy must you view Glife so morbiCdly

Cwell i tried to teach you rCight

Fbut somewhere i went Cwrong

 Cause you Fsing those death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs

 Well C6 pallbearers Cput her down

 and Flay her body Gin the Cground

Fmy eyes were wet

 my Gface was very lonCg

 the Cpastor said "son, Chere you are,

Fwont you please tGake this guiCtar,

 sing Fdear departed Ggranny one last Csong."

 And I sang CDEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS

Fhell you know thats Ghow i get Calong

CThe world is full of Gtragedy

Fso how can it be Cwrong?

 Singing FDeath death death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs.

CWell I was shopping at Fhot topic

Cand I was walking out the Gdoor

 when Ctwo dumb jocks came Gup to me

 they said "FHey fag, it aint Challoween"

 aFnd they kicked my Glipstick to the Cfloor

 and i sang CDEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS

Fwell you know thats Ghow i get aClong

 The Cworld is full of GIDIOTS so Fhow can it be Cwrong?

 Singing your FDeath death death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs

CWell I went down to church on Fsunday

CI sat upfront in a GPew

 The CPriest said "Jesus and GMary too! Son, Fwhat the devil's got Cinto you?

FGet up and Gsing a hymn or Ctwo!"

 So I sang DCEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS

FYeah You know thats Ghow i get Calong!

 The Cworld's full of GHypocrisy so Fhow can it be Cwrong?

 Singing Fdeath death death deathG devil devil evil evil Csongs.

CI was invited to the white Fhouse

CThe president pulled me Gaside

 He said "CSon sing us a Gsong of peace for those,

FEvil do-ers in the Cmiddle east!"

FI rolled my Geyes and kicked this Crhyme!

 I sang CDEATH DEATH DEVILG DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SCONGS

FHell you know thats Ghow i get Calong

CThe world is Full of G'W'

FSo how can it be Cwrong?

 Singing DFeath death death deathG devil devil evil evil Csongs

CWell then I died and Cwent to hell

 I could tFell right away by the aGwful Csmell

 That tFhis was clearly Gnot the pearly Cgates

 TheC devil said "CCome here young man,

 My Fwife and I are your Gbiggest Cfans"

 So nFaturally i Gfelt i had it Cmade

 well tChen he reached Ginto an iron Fchest

 and he pFicked the tool,G that he felt was Cbest

 and Cthen he jabbed me Gin the schlong

 with a Fpitchfork that had Gsharpened Cprongs!

 He tFurned to me and Gwinked and sang this sCong

 He sang DCEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS

FYeah I know thats hGow you got Calong

CI find your song GHilarious!

 But nFow your soul's GprecarCious!

 Singing your dFeath death death deathG devil devil evil evil sCongs

Im just kiddin' kid, welcome to hell

enjoy the buffet

CDEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS

FHell you know thats Ghow we get Calong

CThe world is full of GSinners

 soF how can it be Cwrong?

 Singing your Fdeath death death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs

G C to finish

Enjoy.