Standard (EADGBE)

 Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me

 The ship went down, everybody drowned

 And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me

 Well, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess

 And so I washed up on a beach

 Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.

 I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet

 I'm feeling well; they like me that way

 See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me

 It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

 Oh, trouble was afoot - they were eatin' mine

Toein' the party line,

 I was startin' to feel, "these guys are heels"

 But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole

 Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee

 You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me

 Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free

(Chorus)

Missionaries came to this place

 They taught us manners

 Now we cannibals always say grace...

(Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the

sweet buns we're gonna stick it in)

AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!

(Last chorus and outro)