Standard (EADGBE)

for 2 bars

Verse

Well hello there little boy.

Don't be shy.

Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.

Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.

 I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Solo 1

Verse

Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place

I'm just a fish outta water from outer space

 You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained

 So why don't you be a pal...

 And bring me some BRAINS!

Solo 2

same chords as Chorus)

Solo 1

Verse

Go down to your neighbor's place

See the dull expression on his face

 you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me

 He ain't using his brain he's just watching TV!

Solo 1

Verse

Go down to Mr. McGee's

He hasn't had a thought since '43.

 His brain is the portrait of atrophy.

 He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

Chorus

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,

I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombi-fied.

Sure they might think it's deranged

 But they won't give it a thought

 After I've eaten their brain.

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.

It's not a matter if it isn't gray,

 And if at first they think it's strange,

 they won't think twice

 If they don't have a brain!

Solo 1

Go down to the Wonton shop,

My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop

I suck the noodle right out of their heads

And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!

Solo 1

Creep into the donut stop

Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.

Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.

And any other sweet brains you happen to see.

Chorus

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,

I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombi-fied.

Sure they might think it's deranged

 But they won't give it a thought

 After I've eaten their brain.

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.

It's not a matter if it isn't gray,

 And if at first they think it's strange,

 they won't think twice

 If they don't have a brain!

Solo 1

Bridge/Breakdown

Brains, Brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...

My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em.

Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,

They're so delectable, especially the small ones.

No time to cook 'em in a skillet.

My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.

I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em,

I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)

Solo 2 x2

Solo 1

Verse

You've been swell to go around

And bring me every single brain in town

But with all these brains, I can't help but think

That there isn't one left out there to drink.

Solo 1

Now fess up boy, come on, Heck!

Is there someone that you're trying to protect?

Bring her down here to meet her end

And I promise I'll be your bestest friend.

Chorus

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,

I'll eat her brain 'til she’s zombified.

Sure she might think it's deranged

But she won't give it a thought

After I've eaten her brain.

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.

It's not a matter if it isn't gray,

And if at first she thinks it's strange,

She won't think twice

If she don't have a brain!

Outro

BRAINS.....

Bring me her Brain.....

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Segments without lyrics:

Intro/Solo 1

Verse

Solo 1

Verse

Solo 2

Solo 1

Verse

Solo 1

Verse

Chorus

Solo 1

Verse

Solo 1

Verse

Chorus

Solo 1

Bridge/Breakdown

Solo 2 x2

Solo 1

Verse

Solo 1

Verse

Chorus

Outro

It's a really easy 3-chord song, it's just a little lengthy. The Verses and Choruses are

played the same.