Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
For that last part on the B String, It doesn't matter how many times you hit it as long
end on that hold note. Listen to the song and it'll be pretty easy to pick up.
CHORDS: Standard 'G' and 'C' chords.
(Bluesy 5th & 6th string chords will
also work well)
TURNAROUND: Play the following notes at the end
of each verse: , , , ,
We got the mother and the kids
We got the guy and his date
We all get mad, we all get late.
Looks like somebody forgot about us,
Standin' on the corner, waitin' for the bus.
Say, Hey Mr. Driver Man don't be slow
'Cause I got somewhere I gotta go.
Say, Hey Mr. Driver Man drive that thing fast.
My precious time keeps slippin' past.
Lets call the mayor, lets complain
Looks like the city's done to us again
Tied up in traffic, what do ya know
The damn city bus moves so slow.
Say, Hey Mr. Driver Man don't be slow
'Cause I got somewhere I gotta go.
Say, Hey Mr. Driver Man drive that thing fast.
My precious time keeps slippin' past.
(repeat 1st verse)
(repeat 2nd verse)
a)---2p0-3-2---2-2-3-2---2p0-3-2- xx--xx-|
Verse 1
When I'm a walkin' I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out.
I'm high as a kite, I just might stop to check you out.
Chorus
Let me go on, like a blister in the sun.
Let me go on, big hands I know your the one.
Verse 2
(same as verse 1)
Body and beats I stain my sheets,
I don't even know why.
My girlfriend she's at the end,
She is starting to cry.
repeat chorus:
Bridge
Figure
Drums
Figure
Figure
Drums
Figure
Harmonic
repeat Verse 1
repeat Verse 1
repeat Verse 2
repeat Verse 1
repeat Chorus
Figure
Figure
4. Gone Daddy Gone
Verse 1
Beautiful girl, lovely dress
High school smile, oh yes
Beautiful girl, lovely dress
Where she is now I can only guess
Chorus
'Cause it's
gone daddy gone love is gone
(repeat)
The love is gone away
Verse 2
(same as Verse 1)
When I see you
I still turn blue
When I see you
A thousand eyes turning blue
Xylophone solo
Bridge
drums
xylophone
drums
guitar:
I can see the way that you switch your walk
I can see the way that you baby-talk
I can know by the way that you treat your man
I could love you baby 'til it's a cryin....
repeat Chorus:
Verse 3
(same as Verse 1)
Beautiful girl, lovely dress
15 smiles, oh yes
Beautiful girl, lovely dress
Where she is now I can only guess
repeat Chorus:
Outro
(with Intro pattern)
Gone Away
Gone Away
Gone Away
Gone Away
5. Gordon's Message
Hello, this Gordon of the Violent Femmes and I've just been locked Inside
my house, so I can't go out and get my bus and stuff and get up there by one
o'clock. I'll...Someone's coming over to rescue me so... it wasn't my
fault, my parents locked me in. So I'll get there whenever I can.
Maybe I'll try calling Victor at his house or something like that.
O. K., ah bye
6. Gimme the Car
Intro
(with lead at end)
Lead:
Come on Dad,
Gimme the car tonight.
Come on Dad,
Gimme the car tonight.
I got this girl,
I wanna
^
Come on Dad,
Gimme the car.
Come on Dad,
Gimme the car tonight.
I'll tell you what,
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna pick her up,
I'm gonna get her drunk,
I'm gonna make her cry,
I'm gonna get her high,
I'm gonna make her laugh,
I'm gonna make her shhhhhhhh...
woman, woman, woman,
Shit I know she's it.
Cuz I'm gonna touch her,
All over her body,
Gonna touch her,
All over her body,
Gonna touch her,
All over her body,
Gonna touch her,
All over her body.
And she can touch me,
All over my body,
She can touch me,
All over my body,
She can touch me,
All over my body,
She can touch me,
All over my body.
Time goes by,
I can feel myself growing old.
Burning inside,
Is making this boy turn out cold.
What's wrong,
What's right,
Ya know I don't care,
When I hate my life.
What's wrong,
What's right,
Ya know people don't care,
When they hate their life.
But how can I explain,
Personal pain?
How can I explain,
Personal pain?
How can I explain,
My voice is in vain.
How can I explain,
The deep down driving,
Driving,
Driving,
We're driving,
We're driving,
We're driving.
Hey Dad,
Speaking of driving,
Come on Dad,
Give me the car tonight.
So much he don't understand,
Just might never make it to a man.
Solo
hold,then slide
B--2\--(15)--------------------------------|
Come on Dad,
Give me the car tonight,
Come on Dad,
I ain't no runt,
Come on girl,
Gimme your
^
Cuz I ain't had much to live for.
I ain't had much to live for.
You know, I ain't had much to live for.
You know, I ain't had much to live for.
7. Country Death Song
The bassline starts, the after a few measures, the guitar kicks in with this...
This is the pluck/strum pattern that is consistent throughout the entire song, it is
just pluck the third string, then strum the entire chord, then pluck the fourth then strum
entire chord. The lead instrument in the song is the banjo.
I had me a wife, I had me some daughters.
I tried so hard, I never knew still waters.
Nothing to eat and nothing to drink.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.
Well, I'm a-thinkin' and a-thinkin', till there's nothin' I ain't thunk.
Breathing in the stink, till finally I stunk.
It was at that time, I swear I lost my mind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.
(Banjo kicks in)
"Come, little daughter," I said to the youngest one,
"Put your coat on, we'll have some fun.
We'll go out to the mountains, the one to explore."
Her face, it lit up, I was standing by the door.
Her face, it lit up, I was standing by the door.
"Come, little daughter, I will carry the lanterns.
We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caverns.
We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves."
(For this verse, the guitar part is only a percussive raking of the strings, Gordon
just strikes on the quarter notes but sometimes he mixes it up and plays a few eighth or
beats)
I led her to a hole, a deep black well.
I said "make a wish, make sure and not tell
And close your eyes dear, and count to seven.
Know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.
Know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven."
(No guitar for this verse)
I gave her a push, I gave her a shove.
I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love.
I threw my child into a bottomless pit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.
(Continues with percussive quarter note strums.)
(The bridge for the guitar is the same as the first verse, I have listened to the song
closely and any leads or solos are banjo or bass, the guitar just strums)
(The next two verses are just percussive rakes of the strings)
Gather 'round, boys, to the tale that I tell.
You wanna know how to take a short trip to hell?
It's guaranteed to get your own place in hell.
Just take your lovely daughter and push her in the well.
Take your lovely daughter and throw her in the well.
Don't speak to me of lovers with a broken heart.
You wanna know what will really tear you apart?
I'm going out to the barn, with a never-stoppin' pain...
I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame.
8. Black Girls
Intro
drums
bass enters
Bass Line
guitar and horns enter
Guitar: (play with bass line before each line of Verse)
Verse 1
I dig the black girls, oh so much more than the white girls
I was so pleased to learn they were faster
yeah guess guess guess guess guess who I'm after
Along comes little faggot white boy
Said look, look, look first kind of joy
They come around so queer and quiet
but inside rebel and riot
So I, dig the white boys
so much more that the black boys
I was so pleased to learn they're not smarter
Come on, give, give, give it to me harder, harder, harder, just say harder
Solo
A:|0-2-3-5-|7-5-7---|
1:34
!scales
1:49
!scales
:|5-33-00---|
2:17
2:18
2:41
:|5-33-00---|
2:49
Main solo pattern
I can't really tab the timing properly here, so have
gaps to indicate it's kinda fast in those bits :^)):
G:|-- ------|--------|--------|
D:|7-77755----|7-55----|7-55----|
A:|-- ----7-|------7-|------7-|
E:|-- ------|--------|--------|
3:04
!low scales
:|5-33-00---|
3:59 4:01
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
4:03 4:05
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
4:07 4:09
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
4:11 4:13
G|-14^------14^------14^------14^------14^--------|
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
Verse 2
(drums only)
You know I love the Lord of hosts
the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
I was so pleased to learn that he's inside me
In my time of trouble he will guide me
(other instruments enter)
I dig the black girls
I dig the black girls
I dig the black girls
I dig the black girls
9. Jesus Walking on the Water
Play open chords with an alternating bass-strum.
Oh my oh my oh my what if it was true
Oh my oh my oh my tell me is it true
Did he did he did he die upon that cross
Did he did he did he come back a across
Chorus bit
Jesus walking on the water
Sweet Jesus walking in the sky
Sink in sand took my hand
Raised me up and he brought me up
I can hold my my my head high
Will I will I will I be true to my birth
Will I will I will I give what I'm worth
Oh yes sir yes sir yes sir I come when you call
Yes sir yes sir yes sir Jesus I fall in awe
Jesus Walking on the water
Sweet jesus walking in the sky etc.
10. 36-24-36
(guitar solos and lyrics)
Thirty-six...Twenty-Four...Thirty-Six!
See a girl walkin' down the street
Just the kind of girl that I'd like to meet
It ain't her hair, her clothes, her feet
Somethin' much more discreet
I ain't allowed baby I ain't proud
I just want what I'm not allowed
Move on up and help myself
It do a world of good for my mental health
36-24-36, somethin's broke and it needs to be fixed
I don't know how to tell you this but I'm gettin bored
and I need some kicks like 36-24-36!
Guitar solo 1
(You'll have to figure out the timing on your own but when played at the
same speed, with the same feel, this arrangement sounds very similar to the cd).
Man oh man oh man oh man
I got a red hot plan have you understand
It cannot fail it's plain to see
I'm havin' fun and makin' money
I know this summer's gonna be the best
If I don't die from lack of rest
"Experience" what my daddy said
That's what I got just like he said
36-24-36, somethin was broke but I got it fixed
I don't know if I should tell you this
but I's gettin bored and I got my kicks!
like 36-24-36
Something special, about her personality
Something special, about her physiology
Guitar solo 2
(Again, you're on your own as far as timing is concerned. Also again, I know
this isn't exact but it definitely sounds similar when played correctly.
Don't follow the numerical indicators in the last part of this solo
verbatim. Just use them as a guideline and walk up the neck to a tune that
suits you).
36-24-36 I want lots of pretty chicks
36-24-36 I want lots of pretty chicks
36-24-36 I want lots of pretty chicks
36-24-36 I want lots of!
symbols used in transcription:
=bend
r=release
P=Pull Off
/=slide
11. I Held Her in My Arms
Intro
Verse 1
I'm gnawing on the knowledge
That I have been burnt
And I'm learning things that I
Should've already learnt
Everyone I ever knew
Was so kind and coy
I was with a girl
But it felt like I was with a boy
Chorus
I can't even remember
If we were lovers
Or if I just wanted to
But I held her in my arms
I held her in my arms
I held her in my arms
But it wasn't you
Verse 2
I will not kill
The one thing that I love
In this world of wreckage
I look above
Help me Lord
Help me understand
What it means to be a boy
What it means to be a man
repeat Chorus:
Solo
over
repeat Verse 1:
repeat Chorus:
repeat Chorus:
Outro
12. I Hate the TV
Intro
Verse 1
I hate the TV
I hate the TV
I hate the TV
I hate the TV
You know that it is killing me
You know that it is killing me
You know that it is killing me
You know that it is killing me
Verse 2
I hate the president
I hate the president
I hate the president
I hate the president
You know that he is killing me
You know that he is killing me
Verse 3
oh my love, do not fear
Satan's army will always win
Oh my love, do not despair
God is with us
with us
He's killing me
He's killing me
Outro
Solo over
13. America Is
America is
America is
America is
America is
Chorus
America is the home of the hypocrite
America is the home of the hypocrite
America is the home of the hypocrite
American dream's so full, full, full of it
Look at the indians
Look at the blacks
Look at the figures
Look at the facts
Look at the facts, the facts, not the lies
and you'll find out, a big surprise
(Chorus)
Check out the indians
Check out the blacks
Check out the figures
Check out the facts
Check out some facts, check out the facts, not the lies
and you'll find out, it's a big surprise
right between the eyes
(Chorus)
No desperation limit
No desperation level
Even though my nose don't work
I smell trouble
I smell trouble
No desperation limit
No desperation level
Murder, murder in the government
Say you're sorry
Say you're sorry
No desperation limit
No desperation level
Turn the key, turn the lock
Nationalism, you can suck my
No desperation limit
No desperation level
Watch how the world's progressing, everywhere
Agression, agression
Agression, agression
Agression, agression
14. Old Mother Reagan
Bass plays this lead in before each line of A. Guitar play similar, except
ending on an A chord instead of just the A note.
Old Mother Reagan
And her crew
Took away
From me and you
I hope she goes far away
She better go far away
Y'know it ain't right
When it's all wrong
This is the Old Mother Reagan
Protest song
Old Mother Reagan
She's so dumb
She's so dangerous
How come she don't go far away
she better go far away
Old Mother Reagan went to heaven
But at the pearly gates
She was stopped!
15. Degradation
Ladies and gentlmen. The Violent Femmes. Come witness
the beauty of their degradation. Mothers bring you sons.
Mothers bring your daughters to this most educational
exhibit. The alternative has constitute has spared no
expense to bring these amazing freak babies to the Oriental
Theatre. Friday, March 29th. Eight o'clock. Tickets:
$8.50 in advance, $10 the night of the exhibition. Tickets
available at Oriental Box Office, Main Stream Records,
radio ????, and the UWM bookstore. Violent Femmes.
Degradation. Violent Femmes. The Oriental Theatre.
Violent Femmes. THe 29th of March.
16. Dance, M.F., Dance!
CHORDS USED:
Dance, yes Motherfucker Dance
(repeat a few times, then)
Dance, yes Motherfucker Dance
(repeat a few times, then back to)
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ,dance Whoooo
Your such an ugly motherfucker! dance
17. Lies
Intro
Verse 1
Well I'm reading this poem and it's so profound
And I like it's rhythm and I like it's sound
It's by a very famous poet no critic can criticise
And then I pause a moment and I start to realize
He's tellin'
Chorus
lies lies lies lies
lies lies lies lies
lies lies lies lies
lies lies lies
Verse 2
On the motel T.V. I dig the evangelist
He'll tell you all about that
And then he tell you all about this
He's preachin' up a storm by the sea of Galilee
He's mixin' up the truth with something funny
I start to see
repeat Chorus:
Verse 3
I never had this problem with nobody in the government
I guess I always figured they never mean what they meant
And GOD help us all not to be so stone surprised
When we wake up in the stars with the skies
In our eyes if we keep tellin'
repeat Chorus:
18. American Music
Spoken: "Can -- can I put in somethin' like ... this is 'American
Music', take one.... 1, 2, 3, 4!"
Do you like American music? I like American music
etc...
Don't you like American music, baaaabyyyy
I want you to hold me, I want your arms around me
I want you to hold me, baby
Did you do too many drugs? I did too many drugs
Did you do too many drugs too, baby
You were born too late, I was born too soon
Every time I look at that ugly moon
It reminds me of you, it reminds me of you
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I need a date to the prom, would you like to come along
Nobody will go to the prom with me, baby
They didn't like American music, they never heard American music
They didn't know the music was in my soul, baby
You were born too soon, I was born too late
But every time I look at that ugly lake, It reminds me of meeee
(
'you like American music)
It reminds me of meeee
(
'you like American music)
It reminds me of meeee
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Solo
cappella :
D'you like American music? (We like American music)
I like American music (Baaaabyyyyy)
D'you like American music (We like all kinds of music)
But I like American music best (Baaaabyyyy)
You were born too late, I was born too late
But every time I look at that ugly lake, it reminds me of me
It reminds me of meeee (do you like American Music)
It reminds me of meeee (I can hear the music)
It reminds me of meeee (sweet, sweet music)
19. Out The Window
Life was fun, life was great
til I made my big mistake
oh no, it never happen to
me
life was short & life was sweet
I was thinking as I hit the street
I could hardly believe it, I could scarcely conceive it, I had
Gone Out the Window I had
Gone Out the Window I had
Gone Out the Window
She look fine, she looked great
and so we made our big mistake
I swear I swear I swear it'd never happen to
her
But the pavement knocked her head around as she
hit the solid concrete ground from
thirty flights above and she was thirty something loving nothing
Gone Out the Window She had
Gone Out the Window She had
Gone Out the Window
Catch me I am falling
catch me I am falling
He was smart, he was wise
He profoundly philosiphized
mpathy for all humanity
One day by an open window there's a note that said
"I've gone out the window, and I'm dead"
He said yes to life for all his life but then one day he said
(no chord)
"No, I gotta go"
Out the Window here I
Go Out the Window here I
go Out the Window
Catch me I am falling,
catch me I am falling
Catch me I have fallen
catch me I have fallen
(no chord, backing vocals in parntheses)
(Go out the window We all)
(Go out the window We all)
(Go out the window We all)
(Go out the window)
(Go out the window We all)
(Go out the window We all)
(Go out the window We all)
(Go out the window)
Catch me we are
(Go out the window We all)
Falling
(Go out the window We all)
Catch me we are
(Go out the window We all)
Falling
(Go out the window)
Catch me we are
(Go out the window We all)
Falling
(Go out the window We all)
Catch me we are
(Go out the window We all)
Falling
(Go out the window)
Bass solo
(^X^ = snare drum hit)
^X^ ^X^
^X^ ^X^
^X^^X^
^X^ ^X^
20. Kiss Off
Chords used:
v=strum down
^=strum up
v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^
I need someone, a person to talk to
Someone who'd care to love
Could it be you
Could it be you
Situation gets rough
Then I start to panic
It's not enough
It's just a habit
Hey kid you're sick
Darling this is itC D5/F#
You can all just kiss off into the air
Behind my back I can see them stare
They'll hurt me bad but I won't mind
They'll hurt me bad they do it all the time
Yeah yeah, they do it all the time
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
Oh yeah well don't get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed
(Brian and Gordon do their own thing, sorry i can't
tab this part out)
Bass Arranged for Guitar
x= slap mute (for this part Brian plays with his left hand over the
neck of the guitar)
I take one one one 'cause you left me
And two two two for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for my headaches
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 7 for no tomorrow
And 8 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
And 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything
You can all just kiss off into the air
Behind my back I can see them stare
They'll hurt me bad but I won't mind
They'll hurt me bad they do it all the time
Yeah yeah, they do it all the time (repeat)
End with Em (low E string ringing)
21. Add It Up
Intro
Day...after day
I will walk...and I will play
but the day...after today
I will stop...and I will start
Figure
Figure
Figure
(with Figure
Bass Line)
Why can't I get just one kiss
Why can't I get just one kiss
believe me there'd be some things that I wouldn't miss
but I look at your pants and I need a kiss
Why can't I get just one screw
Why can't I get just one screw
believe me I'd know what to do
but something won't let me make love to you
Bass solo
over
Why can't I get just one fuck
Why can't I get just one fuck
I guess it's got something to do with luck
but I waited my whole life for just one
B5 (with Figure B Bass Line)
Day
after day
I get angry
and I will say
that the day
is in my sight
when I take a bow
and say goodnight
(with Figure C Bass Line)
Mo my momma momma mo my mum
Have you kept your eye your eye on your son
I know you've had problems your not the only one
but when your sugar left he left you on the run
Mo my momma momma mo my mum
take a look now what your boy has done
he's walking around like he's number one
he went downtown and he got him a gun
Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
You know you got my sympathy
but don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
You know you got my sympathy
but don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
Guitar solo
light distortion)-(with Figure A Bass Line)
stay at 12th fret until...
(with Figure C Bass Line)
In your broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
Can I mix in with your affairs
Share a smoke
Make a joke
Grasp and reach for a leg of hope
Words to memorize
Words hypnotize
Words make my mouth exercise
Words all fail the magic prize
Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs
Mo my momma momma mo my mother
I would love to love you lover
The city's restless it's ready to pounce
it go here in your bedroom ounce for ounce
Mo my momma momma mo my mother
I would love to love you lover
The city's restless it's ready to pounce
it go here in your bedroom ounce for ounce
(with Figure A Bass Line)
Said I'm giving you a decision to make
Things to lose, things to take
Just as she was about ready to cut it up
She said wait a minute honey I'm gonna Add it up
I'm gonna Add it up
Add it up
See what you got you gotta
Add it up
Day after day
I get angry and I will say
that the day is in my sight
when I take a bow and say goodnight
goodnight
22. Vancouver
...............................
23. Johnny
Based around only two chords, D & Em, with kinda improvised
strumming and lots of bass.
Em D Em D (Alternating the whole time, a measure each)
Oh Johnny, do you miss, your mother,
do you you miss, your father.
Oh and Johnny do you miss me?
I was so hungry I just wanted to attack,
and I was so hungry, ah let me know I never, I never look back.
Oh Johnny, sometimes I wonder, sometimes I wonder,
And I, And I, wonder what it's like to die,
Ah now I know, I see coulda been a star.
I coulda, I coulda been a wit.
I tell you something else right now, right now John,
we could have been, sailing along, on our ship.
Is this ring that he wore,
it's just another thing that he wore,
But there is something about this ring,
that I, I, I just can't ignore.
I sorta keep it, but I don't know what for.
Oh Johnny, do you miss all the old ladies,
do you miss all of the crazies, and ahh Johnny,
do miss me?
Ahh Johnny do you miss, your mother,
do you miss, your father?
Ah Johnny there's, there is something I'd like to know,
And I, and I could you tell me John,
could you tell me what it's like to die?
Ah man, could you tell me what it's like to die?
Ah John, could you tell me what it's like to die?
tell me what's it like to die, Johnny, ahhhhhh,
can you tell me what it's like to die? Johnny, Johnny, Ahhhhhh,
can you tell me what it's like to die? Johnny, Johnny, Ahhhhhh,
can you tell me what it's like to die? Johnny, Johnny, Ahhhhhh,
can you tell me what it's like to die? Johnny, Johnny, Ahhhhhh,
I can't hear you I can't hear you Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, ahhhhhhh
can you tell me what it's like to die? Johnny, Johnny, Ahhhhhh,
can you tell me what it's like to die?