Standard (EADGBE)

 intro = to , to etc

-verse =

 well i'm sorry for my lack of communication as i'm starin' out this fifth

 floor window

 seems like the least amount of communication, the better

 oh well what am i supposed to say

 there's a bloody effigy on my wall

 and the complimentary carnation is falling apart

chorus=

 but i ain't got time for the niceties

 or rather i was never never fond of the niceties

 i will see you around see you around

seeeeeeeeeee you around seeeeeeeeeee you around

other verses=

i must admit i'm flattered by your consecration

it's a mind-numbing, spine-chilling but nevertheless heartwarming gesture

but as you make your advances so clumsily

i'll save us both the hassle and leave

and hang out all night with the familiar fluorescent lights

of dunkin' donuts

(chorus)

well how are you with issues

lately you've been a half-assed activist

you've been seen sashayin' around the picket line

wearin' scarecly any sign

oh but always vocal in love and strife

and the politics of your all-important life

well i'm sorry, but your routine

is comin' off a bit ragged

(chorus)