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Intro

 A funny pilgrim on a crazy crusade

 a saucy chaucer, a sorry chapter mislaid

whittled with an exacto-knife plumb right thru my load-bearing wall

 im horrified now i could do such a thing

 but i thought i saw the singer

 ive heard those chimes so many other times

 but if i gave in it had to've been

 i whupped it out and destroyed my selfish cocoon

 since i gave in it had to've been

 'n' i gave in , i hope it had to've been

im not an optomist... im not a realist

 i might be a sub-realist but i cant substantiate

 it was bigger than me and i felt like a sick child

 dragged by a donkey thru the myrtle