Standard (EADGBE)

 intro =

Dogs are barkin', birds are chirpin'

 the only thing better is if I were squirtin'

 there's no one here to love on me today

 for the maidens on holiday

 yeah the maidens on holiday

verse 2= i'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castle

hopin' to avoid certain societal hassles

but i know what they say, that i ain't made of clay

for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday

bridge=

I ain't nothin' but chivalrous

ain't never been nothing nasty between us

she knows where she stands

on the heart of a broken man

 verse 3= it's gonna be bad no matter what

so i might as well go on ahead and act like a butt

any old way, hey i'm still gonna pay

for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday