Standard (EADGBE)

Where are you Mister mustached novelist?

 Where are you Mister mustached novelist?

 I’m in need of such a literal assist

 I’m in need of some of your literal wisdom

Where are you Mister Yankee physicist?

 Where are you Mister Yankee physicist?

 I’m in need of some of your physical assist

 I’m in need of some of your physical wisdom

(solo)

Where are you Mister Latin folk artist?

 Where are you Mister Latin folk artist?

 I’m in need of some of your glossy assist

 I’m in need of some of your kiln baked wisdom.