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Gee, but it's hard when one lowers one's guard to the vultures

 Now me I regard it's a torturous hardship that smolders

 Like a peppermint eaten away

 Will I fight, will I swagger or sway?

Hee hee, my lady, she cries like a baby to scolders

 See her tumbling down

Tumbling down

Hail to the monkey, we're having a funky reunion

Wasted and sunk, he can only have Sunday communion

 He got nicotine stains in his eyes

 He got nothing to protect but his pride

 Oh! smother the kiss or be drownded in blissful confusion

 See it tumbling down

Tumbling down