Standard (EADGBE)

2x

I've no appetite for you and me

 when you twist me round like some old spaghetti.

Eat you up and spit you out,

left a bad taste I could do without.

Hey fat mama I'm a fatman 4x

 You're going to use a knife to take a slice and cut me out of your life. 2x

It's a recipe we have to follow.

Take heartache and a pinch of sorrow.

Let it simmer for a year or two,

serve it up and then we're through.

Hey fat mama I'm a fatman 4x

 You're going to use a knife to take a slice and cut me out of your life. 2x

 It's not my fault it's not big bones.

 It's not my age or my hormones.

On a diet of cold rejection,

I got sick with no affection.

Hey fat mama I'm a fatman 4x

 You're going to use a knife to take a slice and cut me out of your life. 4x