Standard (EADGBE)

Chords:

 I---I I---I I---I I---I I---I

I---I I---I I---I I---I I---I

I---I I---I I---I I-7-I I---I

I-7-I I-2-I I-5-I I-7-I I-4-I

I-7-I I-2-I I-5-I I-5-I I-4-I

I-5-I I-0-I I-3-I I---I I-2-I

Beggining (Palm Mute):

 Well we finished up the record........

 We wanted to go huge but.........

 And the guy.........

 And he thinks that......

Next Part (Open):

 The plan's just so tight........

 And we got..........

 With the radio.....

 To see if we can.....

Next Part (Palm Mute):

 So we watied by the phone,

 And they finnaly let us know,

 That the record label's quote-,

 "Very Excited-"

Verse

open, but palm mute last line):

 This could be the big one,

 Time to celebrate perhaps,

 Our fate is in the hands of strangers,

  [G/f#] (Play once then pause)

Go-ing gold or down the hole...you can kiss my a....

Then (Palm Mute):

 So we got.....

 But the....

 Cause he's gotta play.....

 For the 80's flashback.....

Then (Open):

 Though our.......

 But it cost $100 grand...

 And were trying to.....

 That there's enough in.....

Then:

 So were playing......

 And were trying to get.....

 And we got a good review and, music connections.

Then (Play In Regular chords-*not bar chords*)

 In our last.....

 We ignote......

 Cause we in it........

 Billboard top 1,000

Then:

 So were giving it a shot,

 And the label...

 And the drummer quit.....

 So were holding....

Then:

This could be the big one,

Time to celebrate perhaps,

This could be the big one,

(No Music)

You can kiss my @$$..