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Since you came here uninvited

We all knew you'd be delighted

This is not the time or place to hedge

No one here would be so bold to

But since you asked and no one's told you

Let us take you to the cutting edge

I can process words, accounting too

And my pixel screen displays for you

Computer graphics locked into your memory

With fiber optics cast in plastic

For natural sights and sounds fantastic

Just reach out and talk to your dear old Uncle Emery

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Let me tell you what it's for

Here's the printout with the score

Get yourself together on the edge

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 You want to go to old Rio De Janiero, my dear

 You want to join in any Club Paradise

 You'd really rather stay at home where the picture is clear

You get it on the stereo and you don't even have to go

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Any time or place you wish

You might meet up with some dish

Pull yourself together on the edge

If you want a lean machine to whip you up some mean cuisine

I'm on the scene totally automatic

Hey, I can bake your biscuits too

Pop some dough boy out for you

I'm micro solid-state and that's no static

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We're the bytes and chips to call

You just have yourself a ball

It's all hyperactive on the edge

From LEDs to CRTs

Woofers, tweeters, antenna trees

An ultra-nylon life of ease

Everything you dreamed of on the edge

And more