Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

  -> -> X4

3rd 5th 5th 12th

Verse 1

  Now I've got a cousin called Kevin,

  He's sure to go to Heaven,

  always spotless, clean and neat,

  as smooth as you get 'em.

  He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket,

  My ma says they cost a packet,

  but she won't even let me explain,

  that me and Kevin,

  we just look the same

Chorus

  Oh, my perfect cousin,

  what I like to do he doesn't,

  He's his family's pride and joy,

  his mother's little golden boy.

Verse2

He's got a degree in economics,

maths, physics and bionics,

He thinks that I'm a cabbage,

`cos I hate "University Challenge",

Even at the age of ten,

Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then,

He always beat me at "Subbuteo",

`Cos he flicked to kick,

and I didn't know.

Chorus

Break

X2

X2

  -> x2 or 3...

Verse3

His mother bought him a synthesizer,

got the Human League in to advise her,

Now he's making lots of noise,

playing along with the Art school boys,

Girls try to attract his attention,

but what a shame, it's in vain,

total rejection,

he will never be left on the shelf

'cos Kevin, he's in love with himself.

Chorus

Outro

as intro and fade.

I hope somebody likes the undertones out there...

Cheers....

Chris.

* I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible *

* "The picture of Dorian Gray" - Oscar Wilde *