Standard (EADGBE)

: 355xxx or x101212xx

NOTE: If there was a difficulty rating of 'piss easy' then i would give this song it.

Intro

Chorus

 I need a Mars Bar

 Hey raid the Spa

 To help me through the day

 I need a Mars Bar

 I've had total fun

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Verse 1

 I never eat my dinner

 I push away the plate

 You can see I'm getting thinner

 Because I just can't wait

Chorus

 To get my Mars Bar

 Hey raid the Spa

 To help me through the day

 I need a Mars Bar

 I've had total fun

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Verse 2

 To Patrick Moore and David Bowie

 And all the other stars

 There's evidence here to show you

 That there's life on Mars

Chorus

 I need a Mars Bar

 Hey raid the Spa

 To help me through the day

 I need a Mars Bar

 I've had total fun

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Middle 8

 There's glucose for energy

Caramel for strength

 The chocolate's only there

 To keep it the right length

Chorus

 I need a Mars Bar

 Hey raid the Spa

 To help me through the day

 I need a Mars Bar

 I've had total fun

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Verse 3

 To anybody out there who still eats Twix ?

 Anybody on packets of Buttons ?

 I gave them up when I was six

 I hope your teeth are rotten

Chorus

 I need a Mars Bar

 Hey raid the Spa

 To help me through the day

 I need a Mars Bar

 I've had total fun

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

 It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Work - rest and play!