Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

x3

Jimmy Lee, chip pan grease

Set fire to the school canteen

All the children had to leave

 They missed school for a day

 The teachers still got paid

Ivan the Terrible

Looks after some animals

Turkeys and highland cattle

 He sells them for their meat

 He’s a farmer on his feet

Sitting on the railway line

Scaring all the passers by

Stars and stripes flash in their eyes

 Scared the kids off the bus

Driver gave no fuss

Lives his life so dangerously

 Goes by the name of American Steve

Keeps some hammers up his sleeve

 He’s a man you’d like to meet

 But don’t give him no cheek, don’t give him no cheek

 We wont forget your face, no we wont forget your face

Sit and watch the world all day

When you have done one, you’ll go like the bouncing bomb

 And you’ll bounce bounce bounce and you’ll free the dam

When you have to go

When you’re dead and gone

 The bouncing bomb will be remembered

John the landlord takes no slack

He don’t care if you never come back

Sits down with a black bin bag

It’s full of CDs

 He’ll give you one for free

Hazel sits down by the bar

Drinking beer and Advakat

Has to sneak out for her tar

 She thinks no one knows she smokes

Little does she know, little do we know

 We wont forget your face, no we wont forget your face

Sit and watch the world all day

When you have done one, you’ll go like the bouncing bomb

 And you’ll bounce bounce bounce and you’ll free the dam

When you have to go

When you’re dead and gone

 The bouncing bomb will be remembered

Wendy walks the roads all day

Lost her house, she lost her way

Scarf, coat and anorak

 She’s looking for her man

 She knows she never can

Don’t forget about Steve the mean

Kept his money in a submarine

He’d been shaking money trees

 He was an entrepreneur

 But no one really cared

 They just sit back and stare