Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 (piano), then... -

Two for the show

 And my mother wants to go

 It'll break her heart when I tell her

 She's too old

I'm in my place

 I got makeup all over my face

 I think I know my lines

 But I dunno

Chorus

One for the money

 Two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one

 You'll never know, you'll never know

 If only there was a better way to go (way to go)

 Two for the show

Waiting in the wings

 While the queen of virtue sings

 It'll break her heart when I tell her

 She's out of key

If they gave her half a chance

 She could soon learn how to dance

 So she could earn her living

 Gracefully

Chorus

One for the money

 Two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one

 You'll never know, you'll never know

 If only there was a better way to go (way to go)

 Two for the show

Instrumental

( verse chords )

repeat chorus once, then

one for the money

 two for the show.......( fade )