Standard (EADGBE)

All I wanna do

 Is watch TV with you

 But I've got too many remotes

 In my life

 Trying to watch a DVD

 Which remote’s for the TV?

 Do I have to press AV?

Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something

Oh, fuck!

What order do I have to turn things on?

Why am I hearing channel 9

 But seeing 31?

 During the vocal solo and spoken interlude vamp on:

 They can put a man on the moon

 But they can’t help me

 It’s like I need Houston mission control

 Just to watch The Simpsons on TV

 When I have a house sitter come to stay,

 I have to set aside a whole day

 To type a four page document

 Briefing them on what to do

I’m so tired of all these buttons

 Look at how complicated life has gotten

Too many remotes!

 During the spoken interlude, vamp on:

Too many remotes

De-de-de-doo

Too many remotes

In my-

Yon: My mum’s still got one with the cord on it.

 -Life