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There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
And I didn't know what to do.
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
She was looking at Doctor Who.
There was an actual girl in the comic shop,
What a momentous day!
I had to check to make sure she wasn't just,
A human-sized cardboard display.
My competition was a kid with pimples, and a guy in a wheelchair.
So I knew I had to act fast.
So many questions in my mind,
What would be a good pick-up line?
Why had a hot girl just come in?
If the Hulk fought Spiderman,
Who would win?
(tacit)
Good question...
I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs,
And his manual dexterity.
But then again, the Hulk's endurance is limitless,
And he's stronger than Spidey would be...
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
Just a minute ago.
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
Did anyone see her go?
Had she come to the comic shop looking for love?
Guess I'll never know...