Army Recruitment Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

AmI'm way too skinny for theF Army?

AmWay too slender for the Gjob?

AmWhat can I do if my Fcountry doesn't want me cause

 My Amtalents only stretch to mini Ggolf?

AmI'm way too uncool for the FArmy

AmAll that running through car Gtyres

AmI guess that would come in Fhandy if you invaded

 A Amcountry whose terrain was all car Gtyres.

Chorus

(clean)

 But I'm Cskinny and unclever

 Maybe Amnow more than ever

 The techFnology has caught up with Gme

 If wars have Amgone all electronic

 I could Cfight them with my joystick

 As Flong as they bring pizza to mGe

 Then I could be in the ArCmy.

Verse 2

AmIt's not tricky to iFmagine

CMe in a bunker at a Gscreen Am

 Controlling reconaisance Frobots

 Maybe mine detecting Crobots

 Even robots who run through Gtyres

Chorus

 But I'm Cskinny and unclever

 Maybe Amnow more than ever

 The techFnology has caught up with Gme

 If wars have Amgone all electronic

 I could Cfight them with my joystick

 While Fwatching McLeod's Daughters on TGV

 Then I could be in the AA♯rmy.

Verse 3

 I was never good at FPacman

 But Cat Defender I'd light up the A♯skies

 I was never good at FFrogger

 It's Cmuch to much like hopping all the tA♯yres

 And if I don't get in the FArmy

 I Ccould become an evil masterA♯mind

 Live in an underwater Ftower

 And Cwearing shiny skivvies all the A♯time

 That would be fiCne

Chorus

CSkinny and unclever

 Maybe Amnow more than ever

 The techFnology has caught up with Gme, (If I could make up my mind)

 If wars have Amgone all electronic

 I could Cfight them with my joystick

 As Flong as they bring pizza to Gme

 Then I could be in the ACrmy____.