Standard (EADGBE)

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum

Apparently, they have the technology

To fix, the ozone hole

 All you have to do,

 Is shut down every factory in the world

 And that, is too much of a sacrifice

 Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum

Apparently, they have the technology

To make, a man or woman able to fly

 All you have to do,

 Is have your arms cut off and surgically replaced with wings

 And that, is too much of a sacrifice

 Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum

Apparently, they have the technology

To track, any stolen mobile pho_______ne

 All you have to do,

 Is to get the police to go out and arrest everyone with a stolen mobile phone

 And that, is too much of a sacrifice

 Apparently, they had the technology

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To fix, the millenium bug

 All you had to do, was sit on your arse and do fuck all

 But that, was too much of a sacrifice