30 Odd Foot Of Grunt Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Am Gadd11 C OG6ooooFhhh yeah

Am Gadd11 COooG6ooohF aaahhh

Verse

AmThe first Gadd11time I Csaw your face G6on the Fset of Innerspace

AmThought Gadd11it would Calways be G6like Fthis

AmJust like Gadd11Kurt and CGoldie, or G6Matthew BrFoderick and Sarah Jessica Parker

AmA pictGadd11ure of CHollywood G6wedded Fbliss

Bridge

palm muted)

DmBut it was not to be,

AmYou left me for that dirty stinkin Aussie,

DmThat skin headed gladiating fool,

GTen thousand odd foot of tool

Chorus

 Now I'm mowing Clawns on a Gride on lawn Fmower

 While Cyou Gride on Russel FCrowe-ah

CMeg GRyan, FI'm Fmcryin' over Amyou Gadd11 (CYeahG6 yeFah)

Verse

AmYou Gadd11built an Cempire out G6of roFmantic comedies

AmSleepless in SeaGadd11ttle, CCourage Under FireG6, aFnd When Harry Met Sally

AmYou got famous Gadd11in that Crestaurant scene G6but I Fdidn't see you comin', No no

AmBut tell me Gadd11baby weCre you fakin' it G6with Fme? Ye-ah

Chorus

 Cause I'm mowin Clawns on a Gride on lawn Fmower yeah

 Meg, cause Cyou Gride on Russel FCrowe-ah

CMeg GRyan, FI'm Fmcryin' over Dmyou

Bridge

DmWhat was it baby

AmWas it cause he was in Vertuosity?

DmThat shouldn't be a selling point

 You can Amtake it from me, take it from me YEAH!

DmHow is it baby,

 When he Amgets you in the bed?

FAll reports are

 That he's GQuick and the Dead (Quick and the Dead____________)

(no chords)

And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower ("Diva by Gatesy!")

Cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah (bring back chords on F)

(tricky part, ending sung over top of chorus)

 And I'm mowin Clawns on a Gride on lawn Fmower

I'd like to bury him up to his head

 While Cyou________________ Gride on Russel FCrowe-ah

In the grass and make him dead, teach him a lesson that he'll never forget

CMeg______________ GRyan, FI'm Fmcryin'.......over Amyou

I'm gonna get him with a Trident and a net.