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Met this girl last night

She's a real life dancer

The kind that will change your life

She just stepped right up and sat down

Took a brand new tiara and lying it on the ground

She said

Are you healthy?

Do my pheromones make you happy?

How do you tell a child that there's no God up in the sky

And it's all a lie

For nothing

How do you tell a son that his daddy left his mum when she fell in love with a girl like you?

With a girl like Sappho

With a girl like you

With a girl like Sappho

With a girl like you

Took a ride in her car

She had back seat speakers

She took me to her favourite bar

Where she kicked off her heels again

Took a swing at the lampshade

And whispered softly in my ear

Then repeat the bridge and chorus a few times and you’ve got yourself a song.

Enjoy. David.