Merry Fucking Christmas Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

1)

 I Aheard there is no GChristmas,

 In the Fsilly Middle EEast..

 No ATrees, no Snow, no GSanta Claus,

 They have FDifferent Religious beEliefs..

FThey Believe in MuGhammad,

 And Anot in our HoliGday..

 And Fso every DeGcember,

 I go to the AMiddle East and Bsay..

Chorus

1)

CHey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking GChristmas

Put down that book 'The Koran'

 and hear some holiday Cwishes

 InCcase you haven't nGoticed,

 it's JCesus's BirthAmday

 So get Coff you heathen GMuslim Ass

 And fucking celeCbrate.

Verse

2)

There is no holiday season in india,

i've heard..

They don't hang up their stockings,

and that is just absurd..

They've never read a Christmas Story,

They Don't know what Rudolph is about..

And that's why in December,

I'll go to india and shout..

Chorus

2)

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas

Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef

and pass it to the Missus

Incase you haven't noticed,

It's Jesus's Birthday

So get off your heathen hindu ass,

And fucking celebrate.

Verse

3)

Now I heard that in Japan,

Everyone just lives in sin..

They pray to several gods,

And put needles in their skin..

On December twenty-fifth,

all they do is eat a cake..

and that is why i'll go to Japan,

and walk around and say..

Chorus

3)

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas

God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.

Incase you haven't noticed,

There's festive things to do

So lets all rejoice for Jesus

and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

Ending

 On AChristmas Day, I travel round the Bworld and say..

CTaoists, Korishnas, GBuddists

 and all you Catheists Atoo..

CMerry Fucking DmChristmas

Eto Cyooooooouuuuuuuu.G....C..

(spoken)Thank you, Mr Hat..