Standard (EADGBE)
I took a double take out on the interstate
When I saw her makin' eyes at me
So I followed her down - the clubhouse drive
Past the pool on the 18th green
In the parkin' lot - I said it's mighty hot
Maybe I could buy you a beer
She said I'm glad you asked - but I'll have to pass
Cause only members are allowed in here...and I said
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Well I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club
You look so invitin' - thought it might be excitin'
For a woman with a limousine
To go rid-in around - in a beat up truck
With a man - in wore out jeans
You know it's five o'clock before Friday night
This is where the fun begins
Don't worry 'bout your reputation
Cause you can tell all your friends
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