Standard (EADGBE)

I took a double take out on the interstate

 When I saw her makin' eyes at me

So I followed her down - the clubhouse drive

 Past the pool on the 18th green

 In the parkin' lot - I said it's mighty hot

Maybe I could buy you a beer

 She said I'm glad you asked - but I'll have to pass

 Cause only members are allowed in here...and I said

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Well I'm a member of a country club

 Country music is what I love

 I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

 I do my drink-in from a dixie cup

 Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool

 I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

 At any honky-tonk roadside pub

 I'm a member of a country club

You look so invitin' - thought it might be excitin'

 For a woman with a limousine

To go rid-in around - in a beat up truck

 With a man - in wore out jeans

 You know it's five o'clock before Friday night

This is where the fun begins

 Don't worry 'bout your reputation

 Cause you can tell all your friends

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