Standard (EADGBE)
My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Someday I'll find a love like yours
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one your dying to
Love...but you don't want to
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died