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I was down drinking at the legion

 When I met a girl, she was nice

 She was pretty and pleasing

 She said hey boy, we should do some marrying

 And I said sure, but before we do

 There’s something you should know

Chorus

I like liquor and whores, liquor and whores

 Cigarettes, dope, and mustard, and baloghina

 Liquor and whores

Play Chorus 3x

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