Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

We don't like to go out shopping

We don't care what's on sale

 We just want to sit with a bag full of chips

Watching the NFL

When you come over at halftime

 And say does this dress fit too tight

We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say aaaoont aaaoont

 It looks just right

 Well that's the truth about men

 Yeah that's the truth about us

 We like to hunt and golf on our days off

Scratch and spit and cuss

 It don't matter what line we hand you

When we come dragging in

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.

We hate watching Steel Magnolias

We like Rambo and Die Hard 4

Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home

 Depot Store

We really don't want to take you to dinner

 At some fancy restaurant

 The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing that

 We all want

 Well that's the truth about men

 Yeah that's the truth about guys

 We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars

 Then work on the problems in our lives

And though we might say it to you every now and then

 We aint wrong, we aint sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.

 But if you want to know what were all thinking

 Its nothing too complex

Its just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of S E yeeees

 That's the truth about men

 Yeah that's the truth about us

 We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost

Scratch and spit and a whole lotta other disgusting stuff

It don't matter what line we give you when we come crawling in

 We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen

 Sure its gonna happen

 You know its gonna happen again

And that's the truth about men.