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Intro
We don't like to go out shopping
We don't care what's on sale
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips
Watching the NFL
When you come over at halftime
And say does this dress fit too tight
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say aaaoont aaaoont
It looks just right
Well that's the truth about men
Yeah that's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf on our days off
Scratch and spit and cuss
It don't matter what line we hand you
When we come dragging in
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
We hate watching Steel Magnolias
We like Rambo and Die Hard 4
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home
Depot Store
We really don't want to take you to dinner
At some fancy restaurant
The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing that
We all want
Well that's the truth about men
Yeah that's the truth about guys
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
Then work on the problems in our lives
And though we might say it to you every now and then
We aint wrong, we aint sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
But if you want to know what were all thinking
Its nothing too complex
Its just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of S E yeeees
That's the truth about men
Yeah that's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
Scratch and spit and a whole lotta other disgusting stuff
It don't matter what line we give you when we come crawling in
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen
Sure its gonna happen
You know its gonna happen again
And that's the truth about men.