Standard (EADGBE)

I Was Getting Dressed Late One Night

 Along Came A Spider And I Got A Fright

 Oh I Could Not Squash It Flat

 No Matter How I Tried

 And When It Looked Me In The Eye

 I Ran Away To Hide

Then all the chords are power chords and are played like that:

A-chord as an example:

I Put On Me Doctor Martin Shoes

A Battle With The Spider That I Wasn't Gonna Loose

A Kick From The Left A Kick From The Right

I Was On The Floor But I Was Alright

It Was Gonna Be A Long Long Night

Chorus

Spiders In The Dressing Room

Spiders Everywhere

Spider In The Dressing Room Beware

Things Were Getting Hot And I Had To Take A Chance

The Spider Got Impatient started Crawling Up Me Pants

I Shook It Off Me Leg Thump It Hit The Ground

Everything Was Silent So I Didn't Make A Sound

I Crossed The Room As Happy As Can Be

I Had Killed The Spider Now It Couldn't Bother Me

But With Me Arm On The Light

He Was There Ready For A Fight

It Was Gonna Be A Long Long Night

Chorus

Solo

It Was Getting Late And The Spider Wasn't Dead

An Audience Had Gathered Round and I Was Going Red

I Put A Jam Jar On The Floor

 The Spider Crawled Inside It

I Screwed The Lid Back On The Top

And Threw The Jar Outside

At A Party Late That Night everything Was Bright And Gay

We Played All Our Pop Records And Danced The Night Away

Early In The Morning Came A Knocking At The Door

I Opened It Slowly Guess What I Saw

It Was Gonna Be A Long Long Night

Chorus x2

Spiders Spiders Spiders Spiders Spiders In The Dressing Room