Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night

 Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?

 A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?

 I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me

 But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony

 She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"

But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly

Chorus

My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom

My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee

My wife's a psychopath. Always on the warpath

After me, mentally deranged!

[ Same Pattern as before ]

I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars

She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!

She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence

I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

Chorus again

Now the guitar solo

- - - :: Play this 3 Times

- - - :: Play this Once

[Chorus Again but up 1 semi-tone]

so,

is now

is now

is now

Outro

: Bass first then Guitar follows]

slide to :: Listen to song for when to slide

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...

[ Thats the end of my first Chord ]

[ I hope it helps you ]