Maynards Dick Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

E5 G5 D5 A5 G5 X2

E G D A G X2

Verse 1

E It's all an openG center D

DOpens up and Alets the wind Glift him awEay

EIt doesn't have Gto feel water D

DIt's just a place that Afeels right Gwith him

Chorus

EKinda like the Gway you're breathing D

DI kinda like the Away you keep Glooking awEay

EWould you like to Gglide on,

GSlide a Dmile six inches at a Atime on MayGnard's

GDiiiiiiiEiiiiick! Maynard's

GDiiiiiiiEiiiiick! Maynard's

GDiiiiiiiEiiiiick! Maynard's

GDiiiiiiiiiiiick A5 G

Verse 2

EThere's a shyness Gfound in reason D

DApprehensive Ainfluence Gswallow awEay

EYou seem to feel abGysmal take it D

Dthen you're careful Agrace for Gsure

Chorus

start putting in heavy distortion)

EKinda like the G5way you're breathing D5 E

D5I kinda like the A5way you keep G5looking awEay

EWould you like to G5glide on,

G5Climb on D5my Esix inches and go A5down on Maynard's dick

G5DiiiiiiiE5iiiiick! Maynard's

G5DiiiiiiiE5iiiiick! Maynard's

G5DiiiiiiiE5iiiiick! Maynard's G

GDiiiiiiiiiiiick A5 G A G

Bridge

E5Took you out in the back of the G5toolshed

E5Put it right on top of your C5forehead

ETook you out in the back of the F♯toolshed

GNow you know what you're fuckin with.A.. MaynG5ard's

G5DiiiiiiiE5iiick! Maynard's

G5DiiiiiiiE5iiick! Maynard's

G5DiiiiiiiE5iiick! Maynard's

G5Diiiiiiick!

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