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Intro

 The higher that the monkey can climb, the more he shows his tail

 Call no man happy till he dies, there's no milk at the bottom of the pail

God builds a church, the devil builds a chapel

like the thistles that are growing on the trunk of a tree

All the good in the world you can put inside a thimble

And still have room for you and me

 If there's one thing you can say about mankind

 There's nothing kind about man

 You can drive out nature with a pitch fork

 But it always comes roaring back again

Misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world

 The higher that the monkey can climb, the more he shows his tail

 Call no man happy till he dies, there's no milk at the bottom of the pail

 God tempers all the ruins for the new shorn lands

 The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand

 All the good in the world you can put inside a thimble

 And still have room for you and me

 If there's one thing you can say about mankind

 There's nothing kind about man

 You can drive out nature with a pitch fork

 But it always comes roaring back again

 For want of a bird the sky was lost, for want of a nail the shoe was lost

 For want of a life a life was lost for want of a toy a child was lost

 And misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world

 Everybody row, everybody row

Misery's the river of the word

Misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world

 Everybody row, everybody row

 Everybody row, everybody row

Misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world

 Everybody row, everybody row

 Everybody row, everybody row

 Everybody row

Misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world

 Everybody row, everybody

Everybody row