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FILIPINO BOX SPRING HOG

I hung on to Mary's stump, I danced with a soldier's glee

With a rum soaked crook, And a big fat laugh, I spent my last dollar on thee

 I saw Bill Bones, I gave him a yell, Kehoe spiked the nog

 With a chain link fence, And a scrap iron jaw, Cookin up a Filipino Box

Spring hog

 Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog

 Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn on a one-eyed stolen mare

 Donned himself with chicken fat, Sawin on a jawbone violin there

 Kathleen was sittin down in little red recovery room in her criminal

 underwear bra, I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound

 And I'm cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

 Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

 Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road fill it with madrone and bay

 Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain, Don't give a hoot what they say

 Ya gotta slap that hog, Roll 'em over twice, Gotta baste it with a sweeping broom

 You gotta swat them flies, And chain up the dogs, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

 Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog

 Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs, Old brown Betty with a yellow wig

 Tain't the mince meat filagree, And it ain't the turkey neck stew

 And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds, Though she made them especial for you

 Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie the beans got to thrown to the

 dogs

 Jaheseus Christ I can always make room, When they're cookin up a Filipino

Box Spring Hog

 Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog