Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
1 2 3 4 | 1 2 3 4
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Verse 1
All my friends are married--
Ev'ry Tom and Dick and Harry--
It must be strong of you to go it alone--
Here's to the bachelors and the Bow'ry bums--
Those who feel that they're the ones that are
Better Off Without a Wife--
Chorus
I been sleepin' until the crack of noon--
Midnight howlin' at the moon-- and I been
Goin' out when I want to, (and I'm)
Comin' home when I please--
Don't have to ask permission
If I wanna go out fishin'--
Never have to ask for the keys--
VERSE 2 [!!]:
Well, I never been no Valentino--
But I had a girl who lived in Reno--
Left me for a trumpet player, but it didn't get me down--
He was wanted for assault, and though he
Said it weren't his fault--
You know the coppers rode him right outa town--
CHORUS
Verse 3
[_underlined_phrases_are_spoken_, ad-lib style]
_Ah,_yu'_see,_I'm_kinda_selfish_about_my privacy_--
Now as long as I can be with me, _we_get_along_so_well,_I_can_
_hardly_believe_it_--
Love to chew the fat with folks--
I been list'nin' to all your dirty jokes--
I'm so thankful for these friends I do receive--
CHORUS
[...recording ends (& begins) with some "Here Comes the Bride" piano!]
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