Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse 1

  All my friends are married--

  Ev'ry Tom and Dick and Harry--

  It must be strong of you to go it alone--

  Here's to the bachelors and the Bow'ry bums--

  Those who feel that they're the ones that are

  Better Off Without a Wife--

Chorus

  I been sleepin' until the crack of noon--

  Midnight howlin' at the moon-- and I been

  Goin' out when I want to, (and I'm)

  Comin' home when I please--

  Don't have to ask permission

  If I wanna go out fishin'--

  Never have to ask for the keys--

VERSE 2 [!!]:

  Well, I never been no Valentino--

  But I had a girl who lived in Reno--

  Left me for a trumpet player, but it didn't get me down--

  He was wanted for assault, and though he

  Said it weren't his fault--

  You know the coppers rode him right outa town--

CHORUS

Verse 3

[_underlined_phrases_are_spoken_, ad-lib style]

  _Ah,_yu'_see,_I'm_kinda_selfish_about_my privacy_--

  Now as long as I can be with me, _we_get_along_so_well,_I_can_

  _hardly_believe_it_--

  Love to chew the fat with folks--

  I been list'nin' to all your dirty jokes--

  I'm so thankful for these friends I do receive--

CHORUS

[...recording ends (& begins) with some "Here Comes the Bride" piano!]

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