Standard (EADGBE)

 My sister got lucky, married a yuppie

 Took him for all he was worth

 Now she's a swinger, dating a singer;

 I can't decide which is worse

 But not me, ba by, I've got you to save me

 Oh, yer so bad, best thing I ever had

 In a world gone mad, yer so bad

 My sister's ex-husband, can't get no lovin';

 walks around dog-faced and hurt

Now he's got nothin', head in the oven;

 I can't decide which is worse

 But not me, ba by, I've got you to save me

 Oh, yer so bad, best thing I ever had

 In a world gone mad, yer so bad

 But not me, ba by, I've got you to save me

 Oh, yer so bad, best thing I ever had

 In a world gone mad, yer so bad

 Oh, yer so bad, best thing I ever had

 In a world gone mad, yer so bad