In Florida Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 FColks in Florida cast their vFotes

 As Call good ciGtizens Cdo

 In West Palm Beach, the ballots Fread

 'To vCote for One, punch TGwo

 And Fonce you've punched it, pCunch it again,

 And give it another good Gpush

 You Cthought you voted for Gore, surpFrise!!

 You Ccast your balGlot for BuCsh.'

 In FFlorida the sun is sChining

 It's early bird Gdining

 And early to Cbed

 The ReFpublicans said: “Stop the cCounting”

 Gore's total is mGounting

 Let's quit while we'reC ahead

 KatCherine Harris hit the swFitch

 SayiCng, 'This vGote's certifCied

 Off the Democrats went to cFourt

 Like heCll the Republicans cGried

 A hFundred million vCotes were cast

 Including yours and mGine

 But Cin the end the only oFnes

 That Ccounted nuGmbered Cnine

 ThCe boys and girls in black robes Fmet

 AndC held a Gtug of Cwar

 And when they cast their votes at Flast

 Bush wonC it, 5 toG 4

 FiveF judges selected the prCesident

 Five judges had their Gway

 AndC I expect they'll all reFtire

 To CFloriGda some Cday