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 I love my friends, and they love me

 We're just as close as we can be

 And just because we really care

 Whatever we get, we share

I got it from Agnes, She got it from Jim

 We all agree it must have been, Louise who gave it to him

She got it from Harry, Who got it from Marie

 And everybody knows that Marie... Got it from me

Giles got it from Daphne, She got it from Joan

 Who picked it up in County Cork, kissin the Blarney Stone

Pierre gave it to Sheila, Who must have brought it there

 He got it from Francois and Jacques Aha... Lucky Pierre

Max got it from Edith, Who gets it every spring

 She got it from her Daddy, Who just gives her everything

She then gave it to Daniel, Whose spaniel has it now

 Our dentist even got it, And we're still... wondering how

But I got it from Agnes, Or maybe it was Sue

 Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie

 It doesn't matter who

 It might have been at the club

 Or at the pub, or in the loo

 And if you will be my friend

 Then I might mind you, mind you I said might

Give it to you