Standard (EADGBE)

 This song is pretty easy as it only uses four chords:

I made it up whilst a was having a nice relaxing poo, with my guitar.

I'm having a nice relaxing poo

I'm having a whale of a time on the loo

I'm painting the toilet brown with goo

I'm having a nice relaxing poo

What colour is your poo

How many sheets do you use

If you had some time alone would you

I'm having a nice relaxing poo

--I hope you enjoy my song-Peace out-Tommy P, the tommy tom meister..Tom Power-