Standard (EADGBE)
This song is pretty easy as it only uses four chords:
I made it up whilst a was having a nice relaxing poo, with my guitar.
I'm having a nice relaxing poo
I'm having a whale of a time on the loo
I'm painting the toilet brown with goo
I'm having a nice relaxing poo
What colour is your poo
How many sheets do you use
If you had some time alone would you
I'm having a nice relaxing poo
--I hope you enjoy my song-Peace out-Tommy P, the tommy tom meister..Tom Power-